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Porn, God, and Ogden

I just received an ActionAlert-email from the conservative Christian American Family Association (previously the National Federation for Decency (sic!)) that I would like to share with you. I can't express in words (and I am not photogenic enough to make a video) how numbingly, invigoratingly hilarious it is. Take a look at this headline.



Apart from the fact that I am surprised (though I guess I shouldn't have been) that the AFA are pornophobic, what, really, is up with not spelling it? Pro-p*rn? In the email body they have no problem writing 'pornographic' at least twice. It's like Jews writing G*D, because there is something really wrong about writing GOD, even though any fool knows it means the same thing. Or perhaps it's just an o aversion. The letter o is indeed part of many foul words, such as homo (sapiens), voodoo, popsicle, and oology.

Also love the subtitle: Phone calls need now!

Anyway, so if you are against Obama nominating David Ogden (i.e. *gden) please call your senators and have them vote against his confirmation. Email me to get the number.

And remember, *gden
has litigated numerous obscenity and pornography cases on behalf of clients like Playboy, Penthouse, the ACLU and the largest distributor of hardcore pornographic movies.
As if working for Playboy and Penthouse isn't bad enough, he has even been in bed with the American Civil Liberties Union. Eeew! Those abominable defenders and preservers of
the individual rights and liberties guaranteed to every person in this country by the Constitution and laws of the United States.

1 comment:

  1. G*d j*b Bj*rn!

    Nice find! Why are they n*t writing pr*-ab*rti*n?

    Maybe they want t* be hipper and use chat speak, l*l

    What w*uld happen fs suddenly whe change the letter "O" t* this symb*l: "*" w*uld that make every jew ever writing "G*D" a sinner, by definiti*n?

    I sh*uld write the "replace the letter with * applicati*n" it gets an*ying t* l**k f*r the *

    Arend

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